Friday, August 14, 2015

A Totally Reasonable Weight Loss Plan

How to Lose Weight 101

Let's think about the options:

Anorexia - I'm too hungry for that shit.

Bulimia -  I'm too lazy to go pee when I need to.  You think I'm going to go throw up all the time? Yeah right.

Lemonade Cleanse -  Did I mention I'm hungry?

No/Low Carb -  Seriously? No f*cking way. Have you ever had bread? Pasta? It's delicious. Life without bread and pasta is not a life I want to live.

How about making reasonably better food choices and effort to add some extra activity in my life?  I've done it before and it worked, I can do it again.

I really like beer, I drink too much of it.  Let's set the record straight now - it's not an alcoholic thing - it's a BEER IS F*CKING DELICIOUS thing. Obviously I'll cut back on that.

The plan:
1. Use MFP to track calories, and FitBit to track daily activity.
2. Make a real effort to meet my goals.  That means I can have all the beer I want - I just have to sacrifice food for it or drag my lazy ass up and down the stairs once and a while to burn the calories in preparation.

Remember that time I lost 70lbs? Surely I can lose 30....

Till next time,
Cat








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